Giving Up??

Logon, press a few keys,the noose starts doing its work.Press another key, an Enter, and you are dead. If killing oneself was so easy, I wonder how much cyanide all those suicide lovers out there would have wasted. Your alter-ego connects to the internet every other day, desperate to make a living, build up a relation out there, with all those unknown people on all those so called 'social networking' sites. Going by the humongous amount of photos I see on orkut everyday,that people upload,the scraps that people write to each other, the number of tweets people give out every other minute, I believe people are obsessed with with their alter-egos on the internet.

And now, if you are heavily obsessed with your obsession for your split personality online, having made all those futile attempts to connect to unknown people, and want to give it up , tighten the noose around your neck. Out there is an all new undertaker to take of the funeral of your second-self.

Suicide Machine, the ultimate undertaker for all your egos on MySpace, LinkedIn, FaceBook, Twitter. All you need to do is to give your username and password, and you are unfriended with all the alter-egos of all your friends. All your tweets are untweeted, photos deleted, your profile wiped off, and and you are left in peace.

A snapshot of the machine:




Now, facebook is so worried of suicides that, it has blocked this site from killing people on its site.It has blocked the IP of our suicide machine, and the team is now looking at newer ways to tip off the blockades and go on its killing spree.People out there are too desperate to get killed.

Reportedly, the site says, you save over Nine hours , by letting suicide machine kill you, than you killing yourself. Outsourced suicide , eh?[;)]. Now go, give the site a supari for yourself, or for vengeance, kill someone else.